My Secret Lover

LaurenTYPO: I may go
RockinBrianShock: to dance?
LaurenTYPO: to watch
RockinBrianShock: or to watch?
RockinBrianShock: you won’t come see my movie, but you’ll go to his dance?
RockinBrianShock: I’m insulted
RockinBrianShock: we aren’t secret lovers anymore
LaurenTYPO: what movie?
LaurenTYPO: HAH
LaurenTYPO: You just dissed me.
RockinBrianShock: MY movies
RockinBrianShock: starring me
LaurenTYPO: I never got an invitation
RockinBrianShock: I was always telling you to come see them
LaurenTYPO: was? like before? as in “when we were secret lovers”?
RockinBrianShock: yes
RockinBrianShock: you probably just thought it was to snog
LaurenTYPO: I did
RockinBrianShock: then you just must not find me attractive 🙁
LaurenTYPO: Uh huh
LaurenTYPO: Pity party.
RockinBrianShock: we’re over
LaurenTYPO: You are a mean fake boyfriend.
RockinBrianShock: EX-fake boyfriend

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