I never thought The Color Purple was an uplifting movie that would eventually turn musical.
Who are you?
Who are you, person from Clarksburg, Maryland?
Why do men have ‘one-track minds’?
Men are often accused of having a one-track mind. When filled with lust, it seems they simply cannot think of anything else.
Now scientists have found there really may be a direct relationship between the male brain and his private parts. They found evidence that males can create plenty of sperm, or lots of brain cells but not both.
As a result it seems, in bats at least, large testicles go together with tiny brains. A study published today looked at 334 different bat species to see if brain size was linked to reproductive organs.
Among many species of bats, females are highly promiscuous and when the researchers looked at the reproductive organs of these species, they found the males have evolved enormous testicles.
HAHA!
Duh
So Britney Spears is kicking out her winner of a husband, Kevin Federline. I hate when girls think they can change guys who are losers. Did she not realize that he had an ex with babies before she married him? And that he was a loser dad? Things don’t change just because you’re Britney Spears. Losers will be losers. Way to go, B.S. Tsk tsk.
You Bother Me
I have an ulcer on my tongue, and it hurts.
Boo to orange juice.
I think you drink too much.
Where is the snow?
I might go to Beadsburg today.
I had weird dream last night.
Your nosering looks stupid.
Movies and a Bucket O’Fries
Sarah Myers and I decided to take advantage of the on-campus movies before we graduate. We saw 40 Year Old Virgin (again) and The Dukes of Hazzard. I just think that 40YOV is one of the funniest movies. I love it. I have no idea why… I normally can’t take a lot of guy humor, but lately I’ve been in the mood for a quick laugh. And penis humor is always funny. DOH was ok, but I wasn’t too impressed. For a while there, I was bored and just wanted the movie to hurry up and end. Sorry, Jessica Simpson. Better luck next time.
We also ordered a bucket o’fries (and that’s the way I ordered them, too) and ate them with a bowl of ranch topping. Delicious. But when someone bet us to eat the whole cup of ranch stuff, it became a little more interesting. We tried to pull a fast one over on Sarah’s friend, so we could win $5.00, but it didn’t work. So then we had a bucket of fries COVERED in ranch. Yum.
I love Friday. I feel absolutely no guilt for just sitting around, watching television. Yahoo!
My Secret Lover
LaurenTYPO: I may go
RockinBrianShock: to dance?
LaurenTYPO: to watch
RockinBrianShock: or to watch?
RockinBrianShock: you won’t come see my movie, but you’ll go to his dance?
RockinBrianShock: I’m insulted
RockinBrianShock: we aren’t secret lovers anymore
LaurenTYPO: what movie?
LaurenTYPO: HAH
LaurenTYPO: You just dissed me.
RockinBrianShock: MY movies
RockinBrianShock: starring me
LaurenTYPO: I never got an invitation
RockinBrianShock: I was always telling you to come see them
LaurenTYPO: was? like before? as in “when we were secret lovers”?
RockinBrianShock: yes
RockinBrianShock: you probably just thought it was to snog
LaurenTYPO: I did
RockinBrianShock: then you just must not find me attractive 🙁
LaurenTYPO: Uh huh
LaurenTYPO: Pity party.
RockinBrianShock: we’re over
LaurenTYPO: You are a mean fake boyfriend.
RockinBrianShock: EX-fake boyfriend
Recapping
Peter and I decided to meet up on Friday in Baltimore instead of waiting ’til Saturday and then coming back on Sunday. So we met up and went to Patient First, since I had absolutely no voice for the second time in a month. The doctor told me that I had bacterial laryngitis, which is why it wasn’t going away. Thank goodness for those antibiotics. I am better now!! I actually have a voice, and that is wonderful. We decided to have a poor man’s dinner in his car that night. Burger King. Scrumptious.
The next day, we basically wandered around the city of Baltimore. We did touristy things, like going on the US Taney, checking out the waterside, trying out local restaurants. One thing we did not know until Saturday was that our hotel was in the ghetto. We obviously realized this on Friday, but we didn’t know the extent until Saturday when we saw how nice the “Eastside” was compared to the “Westside”. It’s kind of funny, actually. I still had a great time, even in the creepy, peeping-tom hotel in the ghetto.
Ben Folds was that night, and we were nice and close! It was very exciting!!! The only crappy thing was that I couldn’t sing along.. but I still croaked out some trombone noises during Army. I couldn’t just sit there during my favorite part! I really wanted to see Ben after, but I know that there are some crazy stalker-fans out there, and he probably wouldn’t be leaving the place until later that night. So, Ben… if you ever read this, please send an autographed picture to me for my birthday that was 2 days after your concert. Thanks.
I am really excited about Thanksgiving Break, although my break won’t begin until Wednesday of next week. I still have 3 more days of teaching kindergarten next week. I can’t wait for the 6 hour drive. Honestly. I have a voice and plan on singing the whole way home. I love alone time sometimes.
Peter wore a tux to his chorus concert tonight. Woo woo!
I need to finish my work sample.
Oh, yea. Sarah and I went to Starbucks today, and I got an eggnog latte. They only filled my cup up halfway, so I complained. Then they gave me another, bigger eggnog latte for free. That’s some good customer service. That’s real conversation for your ass.
Pics from Baltimore and Ben Folds
Peter and Lauren on the Tanney 
Because Baltimorians are just smarter–evidently..