What a Pain in the Ass

I have been reading that women might experience leg cramps for the past month or two, but I was excited by the fact that I’ve made it to 22 weeks without getting them…until 2 nights ago. Aaaaah!

I literally woke up screaming from a huge pain in my ass cheek. That’s right. Not LEG. I thought Peter was going to think I went insane, but luckily I did not wake him up. At least somebody slept through the night.

I have decided today that I haven’t really had “cravings,” (at least not like the ones you see on TV), but I could eat a sausage biscuit any time of the day.

Since I am not allowed to paint or lift heavy objects, the only thing I can do is window shop on Pinterest. I saw a few cute ABC and 123 poster prints, but none of them have the right color scheme. I am looking for a mix of blue, green, orange, pink, and purple. Since I couldn’t find something just right, I made my own. What do you think? Should I print them?

Also, I noticed last night that the little kicks and flips I feel inside can actually be felt outside, too. It feels like an alien is trying to escape from my gut.

Just to note, Peter hates painting, but he is doing a great job :).

She’s Got Legs

The doctor visit this week (August 16) wasn’t too interesting, but I did find out that I have good blood!

They did an integrated serum test to find out about the chances of Down Syndrome and neural tube defects in the pregnancy. Luckily, everything came back negative, which means things are looking good. 
I can’t even imagine how hard it has to be for doctors to have to tell people bad news. I am very thankful for this “uninteresting” visit! 
The ultrasound technician didn’t have to beat me up with the stick today, which was good, because last time, she stabbed me so hard in the gut. I felt it for hours.
We even got a shot of Miss Sassy Legs.
My back is still killing me. I think it’s my sacrum/coccyx area. I seriously have to do these stretches that make it look like I am about to take a dump on the floor. These are the only positions where I get some relief from the stabbing pain. It also amuses the crap (no poop pun intended) out of my husband.
I made these cookies that I saw on Pinterest, because I thought they looked delicious. I didn’t think about the fact that they contain absolutely no flour…they are like diabetes cookies. I only ate one, because I don’t think I could live with myself if I ate more than one right now. I had to send them home with our friend, Matt. I hope I don’t find him in a coma tomorrow.

I Have Nothing!

I am starting to freak out a little bit about the lack of stuff I have. Everyone keeps telling me that people will buy you stuff for a baby shower and give you bags of used things, but right now I don’t have anything except 7 little outfits (– thank you so much, Sarah, Brittany, and Aunt Terry!).

I feel like I need to go buy things.

Peter and I went to Lowe’s and got a gallon of paint, an area rug, and a closet organizer. This helped slightly. We also started cleaning our spare bedroom.

But this lower back pain. Ugh! I think I pinched a nerve in my coccyx area because I sometimes randomly limp when I walk. And, booooy, does it hurt like a *****.

In other news, the dogs are loving the fact that I am buying them lots of treats and toys. I can at least spoil my dog children :).

Closet Before
Room Before
Sugar Gliders Moved into Other Room
Relatively Clean Entry Way

Sausage Biscuit

The other day I woke up at 4:00 am craving a sausage biscuit. If McDonald’s were open then, I would’ve been in my car at 4:01.

Pee Sticks

I needed to make sure to mention that all reasoning goes out the window when you pee on a pregnancy test. You know that they are 99% reliable, but then when one turns positive, you think of all the things that could’ve turned it positive. Like maybe it was that iced tea I had…I never drink iced tea. Or maybe it was that benadryl I took earlier. I think I peed on 40 sticks from amazon.com and still didn’t believe them. Maybe they were crappy tests? Peter thought this was hilarious and kept calling me “pregnant…” to which I responded, “This is what you say…” He is also convinced that women would prefer to receive information via pee sticks. I think he was jealous of all the excitement ;), because he started making up other things we could find out from peeing on sticks.

Gender of a baby
Career choices
Magic 8 Ball answers
What to eat for dinner
Who peed on the carpet?

Ultrasounds

We had our first ultrasound since 6.5 weeks last week. The last time at the ultrasound, I was not very impressed. Don’t get me wrong; it was interesting, but it was nothing compared to an ultrasound at 19 weeks and 3 days. At 6.5 weeks, a baby looks like a flickering blob. Flickering is good; it means there is a heartbeat. But at 20 weeks, you see fingers, hands, arms, legs, feet, spine, a head, nose, etc.

So much more exciting! The ultrasound technician stabbed me with the ultrasound wand. Yes, I mean stabbed. Stabbed like she had a vendetta. Apparently the baby wasn’t in the position she wanted for certain measurements, so she decided to take it out on my stomach.

We did get to find out the gender, which was crazy. I never actually thought I wanted to know the gender of my kids before they were born. My parents didn’t find out, and I thought that sounded so exciting. With the 2+ months of puking, I wasn’t feeling too excited about this whole process though. Peter and I thought maybe finding out the gender would help pep me up a little.

I remember when people would ask me what I would do in the future in this scenario or that, and I always assumed I would have two kids, both boys. I didn’t necessarily want or not want boys, just assumed boys. So I was super shocked when the technician said, “Girl!” I literally said,  “What??!” Blew my mind.

We decided to tell our family later that night, so we kept it a secret at work. Although my coworker, Heather, was super awesome and put pink and blue balloons on my desk and decorated :).

Peter and I decided to make a box of boxes for our family to unwrap, so every other box was pink, blue, pink, blue, etc. Obviously in the tiniest box, we put the actual gender ultrasound in a little pink card. We videotaped our moms and my grandmom opening the boxes, and I think it was pretty cute.

My mom and dad sent us beautiful flowers at work the next day, which made everyone come into my office to make gaga noises over the pink flowers.

In other news, now Peter has to make up other names instead of Baracktopus, Cornelius Archimedes, Ebonyzer, and Spackle.

Week 19 Begins…

Today is the second day without any Zofran. It’s been a little rough in the morning but tolerable. Hopefully tomorrow, a workday, will be ok without it also. I am not really a medicine taker unless I have a migraine or something. I hate taking medicine, because I feel like I get all of the side effects that are uncommon. The Zofran has been great, but I would love to be off it!Also, today in church I think I may have felt something. My first thought was that I had tiny gas bubbles, but it didn’t feel like the same spot where gas bubbles are. And these bubbles felt vertical like they were going up. I felt it a few times in church, but they were the tiniest little bubbles. I am not 100% sure…In exciting news, I found maternity relaxing pants that I can wear to bed! They have been great, because none of my sweatpants fit anymore :/. Also, I got a nice, maternity, jean skirt from Old Navy, which makes me feel like my regular self.We go to the doctor on Wednesday for an ultrasound. Maybe we will have news!

Dr. Visit

We went to the doctor today, and it was actually nice to not be terrified. I am such a doctor wuss. I HATE, HATE, HATE going to any doctor, even when I am sick.

I’ve noticed that doctor appointments have become predictable. Pee in cup, take my blood, sit and wait, probe my stomach, answer questions, schedule another appointment. Today was a “listen to the heartbeat” day. It was much easier to hear than last time. The first time it just sounded like we were trying to decipher an EVP FROM Ghost Hunters.

Last visit around 12 weeks: 168bpm
Today around 17.5 weeks: 152bpm

In case you have no idea (because I didn’t until they told me), both of those numbers were right on track for the week I was in.

I was happy to hear that I have not gained a bad amount of weight. For every woman, I think it is hard to see that scale go up and be ok with it mentally. Don’t worry…I am fine with the gaining weight part, but it is still strange to suddenly be ok with weight gain. It’s kind of the opposite of your whole life.

Sometimes I wonder if I am too small for 17 weeks. Some pictures online show these ladies that are huge, and some pictures show teeny, tiny bellies. I seem to just look normal plus a few gut pounds. I still can fit into some of my normal clothes, but maternity clothes just look silly on me. I don’t have a cute belly or anything. It just looks like I’ve been enjoying carbs lately. 🙂

In two weeks, we get to have an actual ultrasound that doesn’t look like a piece of popcorn in a hole!

Zofran, My Best Friend

Up until recently, I’ve been taking this medication three times a day, and it is a little miracle. Zofran. *insert angels singing*
I really don’t think anyone truly understands (unless you’ve experienced this) how horrible my morning sickness was. I had lost like 10 pounds and couldn’t eat or drink aaaaaaaanything. Going to the hospital for an IV didn’t sound fun, so this was my option. Yay!
I am able (and have been for a little while now) to eat food. Like real human people food. I can go to a restaurant and sit with or near people who have food, all without losing it. I wouldn’t say I am craving anything in particular, but I am really trying to eat a lot of fruit and veggies now that I can hold them down. Mangoes are my fruit of choice. I could eat mangoes all day long. When we went to Sandals for our honeymoon, all I ate from the buffet was mango in the morning. Yum!
I still have an aversion to dark green veggies, but if you cook them and sneak them in my food, like quiche or spinach dip, then I won’t mind.
I have been able to wean myself down to one Zofran a day, which is good, because I really don’t want to be on a medication right now if I don’t have to be. Mornings are still rough though.